um .. I think they don’t want to see weird stuff when they wake up
in 4 months we will be able to experience and see all 600+ pokemon in beautiful 3d cell shading
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reasons i should be your friend:
- my hands are soft i think because people tell me
- i probably have a soft face too
- i am willing to play with your hair platonically
- whenever i eat french fries you can have some
- YOU DONT EVEN NEED TO ASK YOU CAN JUST TAKE A FRENCH FRY OR TWO
- not all the french fries though
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Well ok Kesha, maybe it’s because you’re an auto tuned peice of shit who shouldn’t be famous, you have no Buisness being in the music industry, it’s not even your music you fuck, someone else wrote it for you to record and them to auto tune yourself. And it’s not at all good . It’s not positive either. So complain some more.
I don’t know if you know this, tumblr user koolkidseatgreens, but Ke$ha is a certified genius. She has an IQ over 140 and an SAT score of 1500. When she was younger she would go to the library and do research for fun. Ke$ha is a both feminist and an advocate for equal marriage/rights for people of any sexuality, being a queer woman herself.
Ke$ha is a smart, professional woman, and just because she sings songs about wanting to let loose and have fun every once in a while doesn’t make her a piece of shit.
Ke$ha’s songs are meant to point out the sexism in our media. She treats men the same way many men in the music industry treat women, and she is hated on for it. Relentlessly. She sings on multiple occasions about taking charge in a sexual relationship, of how she only uses men for their body parts. She sexualizes men to make them uncomfortable. She sexualizes men for a reaction, so that people can both see why women are so uncomfortable with their sexualization and also to point out the inequality between the sexes both in the media and in the world at large.
She is judged so harshly for singing about things that make many men famous.
If you listen to Ke$ha’s deconstructed album you will see that she actually has some talent, which may be hard to hear because she does in fact use a fair amount of autotune. This is because of her genre and because of the kind of music she chooses to create as an artist. Ke$ha may not write her songs, but this doesn’t meant she isn’t a good artist or a good person. This doesn’t mean she deserves your harsh words. Some singers are good at writing, but that’s hardly a requirement. Last time I checked whether or not you can sing has nothing to do with whether or not you’re a poet.
You should not be calling anyone a piece of shit, my friend, especially someone you’ve never sat down and had a conversation (or even taken the time to wonder about her feelings!), but if anyone deserves that kind of language it’s not Ke$ha.
You may think that by shaming women for expressing their sexuality and having fun every once in a while, that you are somehow abolishing sexism. That in weeding out the less ‘deserving’ women you are gaining our sex more respect. This is not the case, and the fact that you and many others feel such a strong need to shame this woman who has done nothing wrong, especially not to you, shows that we still have a very far away to go.
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thedirtyfrigeratorwithrottenfood:
YOU KNOW THAT SHIP
THAT SHIP YOU SHIP REALLY HARD
BUT LIKE
YOU CAN’T IMAGINE THEM FUCKING
YOU JUSTT WANT THEM TO BE CUTE AND FLUFFY FUCKING IS NOT ALLOWED((WE ALL HAVE ONE))
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Tumblr in 2 gifs
Not to mention the fact that people on Tumblr will most likely lock the beautiful people in a cellar until they do in fact fall in love with us.
*crying with laughter due to accuracy*
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I saw this on Facebook and I think it needs to be going around tumblr too.
Thought this should go here. Stay safe you guys UnU
I am not a fan of Homestuck.
But I swear to Chuck if I see you do this at a con I will fucking trip you and hope you break your teeth.
I don’t care if you dislike a fandom…never touch a person’s cosplay, or a person, for that matter, without their permission. Followers please spread the word on this, I find it very concerning and it upsets me. Thank you <3
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- Easy and very effective
- Requires nothing but your body
- Includes attack
Very useful to know, pass and share please.
Hopefully nobody will ever have to use any of this, but honestly, I can’t stress enough how important self defense is.
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Did you mean make it reblogable?
Adding on a few other notes to express the hours of google searches Hussie must’ve gone through to name his characters-
Pollux and Castor were the original Gemini (gemini being Latin for, of course, twins), and were turned into the Gemini constellation after they died. Hussie just switched a letter to get Sollux Captor. (Incidentally, John has a poster in his room for the Nicolas Cage movie Face-Off, in which another Pollux and Castor appear.) And the Sanskrit name for this constellation? Mithuna.
Doomsday is supposed to take place at the Hebrew Mt. Megido (you can see the etymological connection with Armageddon.)
There’s a disease in fish calledbrown blood disease - caused by chemicals called nitrates.
Hercules fought a giant crab named Carcinus, after whom the Cancer constellation is named - disregarding Anglicized spelling, the crab would be named Karkinos. The alpha star in this constellation is called, of course, Kankri. Vantas, on the other hand, is a drug used to treat prostate cancer. Interpret that as you will.
The Latin word for the catnip family is Nepeta, and in various European languages, the word for lion is some variant of ‘leijon’.
Sophocles wrote of a blind prophet called Tiresias (pronounced Tee-REZ-ee-ahs), and there’s a type of pyralspite (a garnet known for being red) called Pyrope.
There’s a breed of sheep called the Damara.
The Latin word for both spider and spiderweb is Aranea.
The Aquarius constellation is ruled over by the planet Saturn, which is named after the leader of the Titans in Roman mythology. In Greek mythology, Saturn is called Cronus.
Both of Vriska’s romantic interests have been heroes of Breath. The purpose of breathing, for humans at least, is to take in oxygen - an element with 8 protons, 8 neutrons, and 8 electrons.
There is a Latin play in which a boy discovers his sexual affinity for horses - the name? Equus.
The Latin word for cuttlefish is Feferi.
The Greek muse of epic poetry is named Calliope.
And, the most fun of all: la tula is the Spanish word for a dick.
The more you know.
FUCK HUSSIE HOW LONG DID IT TAKE THIS MAN TO MAKE ALL THESE GOD DAMNED CONNECTIONS LIKE IM GONNA FUCKING PISS MYSELF AFTER READING THATeven if you don’t like homestuck, you still have to give hussie major props on how much time and effort he spent figuring out these names and how they can relate back to the themes of the character, while staying in the name patterns.
also, a Becquerel is a unit of radioactivity
Hussie didn’t name a single character. They are all fan submissions. I thought this was common knowledge.
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our biology teacher brought a skeleton to class yesterday and now everyone’s treating it as if it’s a part if our class i’m going to
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Kaz Shiomi & Kiko+’s “Ashiato Animal Footprint Sandals”
aka how to confuse forensics after you’ve committed a murder
there are two kinds of people in this world
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So around November a friend gave me a deer carcass for a project I’m in the process of cultivating. I left it hang in a tree over winter to dry out. Today, I went to take it down…but to my surprise, I found new life forming in the heart of death.
THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME
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hes here
Bad Horse
No
Those are innocent people
BAD HORSE
BAD HORSE
HE RIDES ACROSS THE NATION.
THE THOROUGHBRED OF SIN.
HE GOT THE RENT AGREEMENT THAT YOU
JUST
SENT
IN
IT NEEDS EVALUATION
SO BEST WAIT TO MOVE IN
SOME STABLE FUNDS, PLEASE GIVE A SOURCE
A DEPOSIT WOULD BE NICE OF COURSE
BAD HORSE
BAD HORSE
BAD HORSE
HE’S BAD
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